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Fuckton Of Cats – feat. Rachel Bloom – ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’

Fuckton Of Cats – feat. Rachel Bloom – ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’


– You know what the best
thing is about being alone potentially forever? It’s that I know what my future
is now. The way ahead is clear and I know exactly what I need
to do next. (upbeat music) It’s an afghan. ♪ It’s come to this like I knew
it would ♪ ♪ Since I’m now single for good
♪ ♪ I know just what I gotta do ♪ ♪ I gotta go get myself ♪ ♪ a fuckton of cats ♪ ♪ – A fuckton of cats ♪ ♪ – A fuckton of cats ♪ ♪ – Way too many cats ♪ ♪ – When you’re a
permanent batchelorette ♪ ♪ It’s mandatory that you go
out and get ♪ ♪ A fuckton of cats. ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ I walk myself down to
the Lonely Lady Cat Store ♪ ♪ The smell is overwhelming
inside. ♪ ♪ This is the future smell of
my house ♪ ♪ It’s the smell of my
dreams that have died. ♪ ♪ – And cats! ♪ ♪ – I walk off to the cat shelf
♪ ♪ Where the cats are
labeled big and small. ♪ ♪ The sales lady asks
is there one you like ♪ ♪ And I state I’ll take them
all ♪ ♪ I want fuckton of cats ♪ ♪ – Meow, a fuckton of cats ♪ ♪ – Give me a fuckton of cats
♪ ♪ – Meow, a fuckton of cats,
meow ♪ -Yes!
♪ – The sales lady’s pumped
♪ ♪ She’s closing early ♪ ♪ And headed home to her
sad walk up apartment ♪ ♪ Filled with her own fuckton of cats. ♪ ♪ – Meow, meow, meow ♪ ♪ – That she got a discount ♪ ♪ – Meow, meow, meow ♪ ♪ – ‘Cause she works at the cat
store ♪ ♪ – Meow, meow, meow ♪ ♪ Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow ♪ ♪ Why have cats over time
become ♪ ♪ Synonymous with loneliness? ♪ ♪ We gotta work on our
collective image ♪ ♪ We need a new publicist. ♪ ♪ The ironic part is
we’re not that friendly ♪ ♪ If you’re lonely we
might make it worse ♪ ♪ Also we sleep like 16 hours a
day ♪ ♪ Have you considered getting a
dog? ♪ ♪ – Nope, I want a fuckton of
you guys ♪ ♪ – Okay we warned you ♪ ♪ – A fuckton of cats ♪ ♪ – We’re gonna ruin your couch
♪ ♪ – There’s a lot of evidence
that ♪ ♪ Organisms in cat poop make
you crazy ♪ ♪ – Yes we saw that
article in the Atlantic ♪ ♪ And then we peed on the
Atlantic ♪ ♪ – But I still want
a fuckton of cats! ♪ (cats hiss) Awww. Come here. I’m gonna name you Furgis. Yes I.. Oh… Okay! Oh! This is just…
(meowing) It’s how you show love It’s okay, it’s fine, oh!
(hissing, angry meowing) oh God! Oh! Oh this is terrible!
(hissing) Why did I sing this song? Get back! Get back you monster! Get back, ahh your just a lion. I’m gonna.. I’ll kill you I’ll kill you. I’ll kill you. He’s dead.

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